Premise: I am a picture person. I am not a big reader. For example, I only "read" the ads in the Sunday paper. Maybe when I grow up I will read more of it. Because of this, my blog consists mainly of pictures because that is what I like. However, sometimes it is necessary for me to use my blog to make the world a better place...and that sometime...is today. Perhaps in the future I will share more stories. We'll see how this goes over.
This morning C got up out of bed and came to greet AM and I sitting in the living room. He seemed distressed and said, "Sometimes my butt goes straight and I don't like it." Amazingly enough, I knew exactly what he was talking about and responded with, "I think you need to talk to you father about that." Unfortunately, when he approached Daddy, he was met with some confusion. B's face just screamed, "How does a butt go straight?" I knew my male counterpart was not going to be able to help me out so I stepped in...
"Now C, that is not your butt. You butt is your booty, your behind, that's your butt. In front is your penis and sometimes in the mornings, it goes straight. It's perfectly normal and it will go away in a little bit, K?"
"Okay, can I have some chocolate milk?"
AND SO, I just wanted to give everyone a heads up in case this happens to you, you can be ready with a good answer. One of those things I wish I had been ready for...like pointing the penis down in the diaper so it doesn't go all over the place...because it will. Thank God for the Internet!
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3 comments:
So funny Ket and so true.
That is SOOOO funny! I couldn't stop laughing. I told N and he told all of my family (we were in MI). Great stuff!!!
Oh good Lord, we're just going to call you to come over when Kellen has that question!!!
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